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Departing Bo Obama Lands K Street Lobbyist Position

WASHINGTON—Touting his lengthy tenure in the White House and close personal relationships with the president of the United States and first lady, executives at Brownstein Hyatt Farber Schreck announced Monday that once the current administration steps down later this week, the departing Bo Obama will officially join their high-powered K Street lobbying firm.

How To Combat Harassment Online

Online harassment is an increasingly contentious issue, with social media sites like Twitter and Reddit pressured to crack down on users’ abusive behavior. Here are The Onion’s tips for combating harassment online:

Strongside/Weakside: Deshaun Watson

After leading his team to victory in the College Football Playoff National Championship, Clemson University quarterback Deshaun Watson announced he would forgo his final year of eligibility and declare for the NFL Draft. Is he any good?

A Timeline Of Trump’s Relationship With The Press

President-elect Donald Trump routinely insists that he is treated unfairly by the press, while many in the news industry have openly expressed how difficult it can be to report on him in today’s chaotic media environment. Here is a timeline of the major events that have shaped this relationship.
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‘The Onion’ Guarantees All Who Watch New Amazon Series Shall Be Spared

CHICAGO—With the long-awaited series debut of Amazon Studios’ Onion News Empire poised to set the world of online entertainment ablaze today, sources close to the media juggernaut say that The Onion would like to assure the nation that every viewer who watches the free premiere will be spared and no harm will come to them. “Those who click on this link right here and watch this new television program shall count themselves among the lucky ones,” Onion director of marketing Brianna Farris-Zweibel said of the new digital series from Amazon. “However, those who choose to defy the will of The Onion shall pay the consequences, and the consequences shall be swift and merciless. It is your choice, reader.” The Onion added that fans who view the entire series would have the option of seeing their families spared as well.

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