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Vol 47 Issue 09

MLB Quietly Euthanizes 120 Unnecessary Players

NEW YORK—In what it called a basic housecleaning move, Major League Baseball euthanized 120 players Wednesday, including Tyler Colvin, Nolan Reimold, and 118 others deemed inconsequential or redundant.

Sources Say Atlanta Thrashers 27-28-11

ATLANTA—Sources from within the Atlanta Thrashers organization indicated Thursday that the team currently ranks 11th in the Eastern Conference standings with a record of 27-28-11.

Dead Teenager Remembered For Great Hand Jobs

GOLDSBORO, NC—Friends, classmates, and loved ones gathered last night at a memorial service in the Westside High School gymnasium to celebrate the life of 17-year-old Brooke Belzer, who, before she died tragically in a car accident last week, was beloved for her bright personality and for giving easily the best hand jobs in the school.
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The TuckScreen: My Life As A Tween Icon

I'm getting a lot of compliments for making the cover of Teen People (posted below). I'm stumped as to what it is about me that tweens find so appealing, but I'm happy that it has brought me so many exciting opportunities. Most recently, I was asked to voice a character for a new cartoon show called Yuki Ki Yuki Battle Zoom. It's an "anime," which is a kind of Japanese cartoon that is very popular with tweens these days. I'll be playing a robotic wolf who helps a young boy in his eternal fight against something called The Six Earth Spirits. I'm not exactly sure what my character's role in the battle will be, but I'm sure it's going to be fun!

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