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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.

Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.
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The TuckScreen: My Life As A Tween Icon

I'm getting a lot of compliments for making the cover of Teen People (posted below). I'm stumped as to what it is about me that tweens find so appealing, but I'm happy that it has brought me so many exciting opportunities. Most recently, I was asked to voice a character for a new cartoon show called Yuki Ki Yuki Battle Zoom. It's an "anime," which is a kind of Japanese cartoon that is very popular with tweens these days. I'll be playing a robotic wolf who helps a young boy in his eternal fight against something called The Six Earth Spirits. I'm not exactly sure what my character's role in the battle will be, but I'm sure it's going to be fun!

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