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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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The TuckScreen: My Life As A Tween Icon

I'm getting a lot of compliments for making the cover of Teen People (posted below). I'm stumped as to what it is about me that tweens find so appealing, but I'm happy that it has brought me so many exciting opportunities. Most recently, I was asked to voice a character for a new cartoon show called Yuki Ki Yuki Battle Zoom. It's an "anime," which is a kind of Japanese cartoon that is very popular with tweens these days. I'll be playing a robotic wolf who helps a young boy in his eternal fight against something called The Six Earth Spirits. I'm not exactly sure what my character's role in the battle will be, but I'm sure it's going to be fun!

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