Third Episode Of "Dumb In America" Investigates The Dumb Woman

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Third Episode Of "Dumb In America" Investigates The Dumb Woman

In "Episode Three: The Dumb Glue Holding The Dumb Family Together," reporter John Harris continues his cross-country odyssey of dumbness by talking to imbecilic women. In one especially poignant vignette an idiotic woman's complains about her best friend’s boyfriend's sister for more than two hours. If you or someone you know is a woman, you can't miss this episode of "Dumb In America."