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Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.

The iPhone Turns 10

A decade ago today, Apple released the iPhone and revolutionized the way humans use technology. Here’s a look back at the evolution of the iPhone:

Pros And Cons Of The Gig Economy

Americans are increasingly using on-demand services, both as workers and consumers. Here are the major benefits and drawbacks of the gig economy.

Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

‘You’re Uncomfortable For A Few Hours And Then You Get To Be Somewhere Else,’ Says CEO

DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.

Helpful Man Saves Woman Effort Of Telling Idea To Boss Herself

ATLANTA—In an unprompted act of generosity from one coworker to another, Spryte Logistics employee Ben Graham reportedly took the initiative to share one of Emily Fehrman’s ideas with their boss on Friday, saving her the time and effort of doing it herself.
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Tide Debuts New Sour Apple Detergent Pods

CINCINNATI—Calling it the perfect choice for consumers looking to add some tartness to their laundry, Procter and Gamble on Tuesday unveiled a new sour apple Tide detergent pod. “These new stain fighters have the same deep-cleaning formula you’ve come to expect from Tide along with an extra burst of mouth-puckering fruit flavor,” said spokeswoman Amy Gibson, explaining that each pod is equipped with patented Odor Defense technology as well as a sugar coating that adds just a touch of sweetness to the sour apple tang. “The multi-chamber design keeps the key ingredients of detergent, color protector, and a bubble gum center separated until the pod dissolves in the wash. It’s like a trip to the laundromat and the candy store all at once!” Gibson went on to say that while the pods were only scheduled for limited release, they could be added to the permanent line of Tide products along with the s’mores stain-removing pen and the birthday cake detergent with bleach.

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