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Tiger Woods, Lindsey Vonn Blame Breakup On Hectic Sex Lives

JUPITER ISLAND, FL—Explaining that the pressures of their day-to-day commitments had given them no other choice but to end their three-year relationship, golf star Tiger Woods and Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn released a joint statement Wednesday blaming their breakup on their hectic sex lives.

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Former super-couple Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren are making it official with one of the highest-profile divorces in sports. Here's how it will work:

Tiger Woods Announces Return To Sex

PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL—In an announcement highly anticipated by sex fans around the world, Tiger Woods told a small gathering of reporters, family, and lovers Friday that the most dominant fornicator on the planet would soon return to sex.

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Despite one great come-from-behind tournament win, Tiger Woods has not been the same golfer since returning from surgery. Some signs he's not...

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Tiger Woods Putts Baby Into Diaper

ORLANDO, FL—Tiger Woods added yet another accomplishment to his already outstanding résumé Sunday when the 13-time major winner successfully putted his baby daughter, five-month-old Sam Alexis Woods, into a fresh Huggies...

Tiger Woods Reveals He Is Zach Johnson

AUGUSTA, GA—World No. 1-ranked golfer Tiger Woods, after appearing to struggle through the weekend—playing with uncharacteristic inconsistency, bogeying twice in the final rounds, and breaking clubs—shocked the crowd at Augusta...

Nike's $100 Million Man

Tiger Woods recently signed a fiv-year, $100 million contract with Nike. What are the conditions of Wood's contract?
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Tiger Woods Credits Win To Equipment

MEDINAH, IL— During Sunday's post-tournament trophy ceremony at Medinah Golf Club, Tiger Woods took the opportunity to credit his 2006 PGA Championship victory to his Nike SasQuatch 460 cc Driver, Nike One Platinum Golf Ball, and his Nike Forged Blade Irons. "I didn't feel like I was swinging the club the way I wanted, but thankfully the club I was swinging was made of soft, 1030 carbon steel that gives me exceptional feel and spin control," Woods said. "I also wouldn't have made all those birdie putts if it weren't for my Scotty Cameron Studio Newport 2 Putter with standard lie and loft." Tiger will now turn his focus toward the Ryder Cup at Ireland's Kildare Golf Club, where he believes his Nike Dri-Fit Tour Glove and his waterproof Nike SP 7 Tiger Woods Tour Shoes will easily overcome any adverse weather conditions.

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