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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Time Running Out On Second-Keg Fund Drive

TALLAHASSEE, FL—Keg-drive organizers at Florida State University's Delta Sigma Epsilon fraternity said they are "still significantly short" of the $52 needed to purchase a second Bud Ice keg before Ken's Drive-Thru Liquor closes at 1 a.m. "Dude, we still need, like, $18 more, and Ken's closes in 15 minutes," fraternity president Zach Duerst told potential pledgers in an impassioned 12:45 a.m. plea. "Please, give whatever you can spare. Every cent helps." Duerst expressed concern that the Tri-Delt girls are "totally gonna bail" if the beer runs out.

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