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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

Report: Look How Big Player Is Next To Sideline Reporter

GREEN BAY, WI—Marveling at the pronounced disparity in size during the postgame interview, sources confirmed Sunday that, Jesus Christ, just look at how big Houston Texans nose tackle Vince Wilfork is next to the CBS sideline reporter.

Best Sports Video Games Of All Time

With titles such as ‘FIFA 17’ and ’NBA 2K17’ expected to be popular gifts this holiday season, Onion Sports looks back on some of the best sports video games of all time.

Strongside/Weakside: Ezekiel Elliott

After becoming only the third player in NFL history to rush for 1,000 yards in his first nine games, Dallas Cowboys rookie running back Ezekiel Elliott is an early candidate for league MVP. Is he any good?

Strongside/Weakside: Theo Epstein

In just five seasons, Chicago Cubs president of baseball operations Theo Epstein assembled a team that is competing for the franchise’s first World Series title since 1908. Is he any good?

Jumbotron Really Trying To Push New Third-Down Cheer On Fans

SAN DIEGO—Noting that the phrase had appeared in large blue letters during each of the team’s offensive drives, sources at Qualcomm Stadium confirmed Friday that the Jumbotron was trying really hard to push a new third-down cheer on San Diego Chargers fans.

Strongside/Weakside: Kris Bryant

By leading the Chicago Cubs in hits and home runs en route to their second straight playoff appearance, Kris Bryant has placed himself in the running for the National League MVP. Is he any good?
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Toad On The Road!

Last year we strapped the Toad down to the back of a flatbed truck and brought him all over America, and it went so well (lawsuits pending) that we decided to truck him back out! See if he's stopping by a town near YOU!

Lubbock, Texas - The Toad's gonna roll into town and get thrown in the Lubbock Freak's own dunk tank! Even if you do hit the nozzle, His Greenness may whip out the old Levitating Toad trick!

Peoria, Illinois - Still not legal for the Toad to set foot in Illinois, but what are they going to do, stop him? He's a force of nature!

Felton, California - Watch as the Toad communes with nature! The Toad can talk to trees and feel their life force and their energy...maybe they'll know if the Giants can repeat this year!

Utica, New York - Tick Tock! The Toad knows when every athlete's going to die and he'll reveal the death dates of three major sports stars in old Utica. Hint: Albert Pujols is one of them!

Baton Rouge, Louisiana - It's Toad Days in old LA, and they really go all out. Parades, naked women feeding the Toad fish-heads with their teeth, and animal sacrifice. They worship him as a god and he deserves every minute of it!

Las Vegas, Nevada - The Toad is opening up a new OSN casino, called In The Zone! The Toad loves opening casinos, despite last year's dog-killing incident.

Los Angeles, California - Ante up, Toad fans: the Toad is playing a private show at Bruce Willis's estate! Toad predicted Demi/Ashton and how poorly Red would do, so the sparks my fly.

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