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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

Report: Look How Big Player Is Next To Sideline Reporter

GREEN BAY, WI—Marveling at the pronounced disparity in size during the postgame interview, sources confirmed Sunday that, Jesus Christ, just look at how big Houston Texans nose tackle Vince Wilfork is next to the CBS sideline reporter.

Best Sports Video Games Of All Time

With titles such as ‘FIFA 17’ and ’NBA 2K17’ expected to be popular gifts this holiday season, Onion Sports looks back on some of the best sports video games of all time.

Strongside/Weakside: Ezekiel Elliott

After becoming only the third player in NFL history to rush for 1,000 yards in his first nine games, Dallas Cowboys rookie running back Ezekiel Elliott is an early candidate for league MVP. Is he any good?

Strongside/Weakside: Theo Epstein

In just five seasons, Chicago Cubs president of baseball operations Theo Epstein assembled a team that is competing for the franchise’s first World Series title since 1908. Is he any good?

Jumbotron Really Trying To Push New Third-Down Cheer On Fans

SAN DIEGO—Noting that the phrase had appeared in large blue letters during each of the team’s offensive drives, sources at Qualcomm Stadium confirmed Friday that the Jumbotron was trying really hard to push a new third-down cheer on San Diego Chargers fans.

Strongside/Weakside: Kris Bryant

By leading the Chicago Cubs in hits and home runs en route to their second straight playoff appearance, Kris Bryant has placed himself in the running for the National League MVP. Is he any good?
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Tonight In The Dome: Chris Bosh Left In A Hot Car By His Teammates, The NFL Bombs A Bootleg Merchandise Factory, And The Wish Zone Gives A Paralyzed Kid A Shot At Revenge

Spring training, the NCAA bubble, basketball and hockey's stretch run: the sports world is a whirling vortex and the SportsDome is the only spaceship with the proper magnetic resonance to cut through the high-frequency interference. Hop aboard the Good Ship SportsDome with your captains Alex Reiser and Mark Shepard as they guide you past the black holes and quasars and into the Class M planets hospitable to sports.

Win the space race by tuning in to Onion SportsDome on Tuesday Night at 8/7c on Comedy Central.

The Dome is so overstuffed with sports we might need to move some of it into a storage unit, including:

- All the latest on how Dwyane Wade and LeBron James abandoned poor, trusting teammate Chris Bosh in a hot car without cracking any windows

- Allegations that Jim Calhoun has been guilting recruits into playing for UConn by playing up the fact that he will die very soon

- The ongoing missile strike the NFL is conducting against Cambodian factories fabricating counterfeit merchandise

So sit back, relax and put your sports in the upright position. The Dome is landing on Tuesday at 8pm.

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