Spring training, the NCAA bubble, basketball and hockey's stretch run: the sports world is a whirling vortex and the SportsDome is the only spaceship with the proper magnetic resonance to cut through the high-frequency interference. Hop aboard the Good Ship SportsDome with your captains Alex Reiser and Mark Shepard as they guide you past the black holes and quasars and into the Class M planets hospitable to sports.
Win the space race by tuning in to Onion SportsDome on Tuesday Night at 8/7c on Comedy Central.
The Dome is so overstuffed with sports we might need to move some of it into a storage unit, including:
- All the latest on how Dwyane Wade and LeBron James abandoned poor, trusting teammate Chris Bosh in a hot car without cracking any windows
- Allegations that Jim Calhoun has been guilting recruits into playing for UConn by playing up the fact that he will die very soon
- The ongoing missile strike the NFL is conducting against Cambodian factories fabricating counterfeit merchandise
So sit back, relax and put your sports in the upright position. The Dome is landing on Tuesday at 8pm.