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Best Sports Stadiums

As Detroit prepares to demolish and say goodbye to the storied Joe Louis Arena, Onion Sports examines some of the greatest stadiums of all time.

Mom Finds Disturbing Reading Material In Teenage Son’s Bedroom

OMAHA, NE—Saying she felt disgusted and saddened by the shocking discovery, local woman Beth Loomis told reporters Thursday that she was deeply disturbed after finding recruitment reading material from the Baylor University football team in her teenage son’s bedroom.

Rookie First Baseman Nervous To Chat With Baserunners

ATLANTA—Noting how important it is to make a good first impression, Pittsburgh Pirates rookie first baseman Josh Bell told reporters before Tuesday’s game against the Atlanta Braves that he’s still nervous about chatting with opposing baserunners.

Notable Athlete-Branded Products

With sports stars lending their names to everything from furniture to salsa, Onion Sports breaks down some of the most notable athlete-branded products.

MLB Bans Cruel Practice Of Castrating Mascots

NEW YORK—Saying that the “antiquated and barbaric procedure” has no place in modern baseball, MLB commissioner Rob Manfred announced Monday that the league was banning the brutal practice of castrating mascots.

Area Man Convinced He Could Have Been NFL Bust

DES MOINES, IA—Insisting that he possessed the physical and mental attributes to be one of the most disappointing draft picks of all time, local man Keith Parker, 34, was reportedly convinced Thursday that he could have been an NFL bust.
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Tonight In The Dome: OSN Celebrates The OSNY Awards, The Most Glamorous And Award-Filled Night In All Of Sports

Iron your tux and take your elegant gowns out of storage! SportsDome's breaking out the arena-sized formalwear to celebrate the 2011 OSNY Awards -- the awards show that makes for the most important, most star-stuffed night in sports! It's the only night of the year athletes are recognized for their accomplishments with gold statues. All the biggest celebs and athletes in the sports world will be on hand to celebrate another year of excellence in athletics and broadcasting!

The Dome will be broadcasting from the OSNYs Red Carpet with pre-show co-hosts Mark Shepard and Reggie Greengrass, while Alex Reiser and Melissa Wells are bringing you the latest from the SportsDome studio.

Tune into SportsDome Tuesday night at 8/7c on Comedy Central.

It's a joyous night of red carpet celebration, but the Dome's still packing some sports news and analysis:

- After decades of nothing but unrelenting misery, Cleveland finally bans all professional sports from the city.

- Police arrest a man accused of impersonating Colts quarterback Peyton Manning in dozens of commercials undetected.

- An OSNY-sized wheelbarrow full of all the glitz and glamour you can handle, including a special red carpet edition of Who Would You Kill!

You can get a tan exposing your skin to all this OSNYs glow. Don't miss the Dome's red carpet party!

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