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A-Rod Donates $25 Million To Be Displayed In Glass Case In Baseball Hall Of Fame

COOPERSTOWN, NY—Ensuring that a treasured piece of the game’s history will be forever preserved for future generations of fans, representatives of the National Baseball Hall of Fame confirmed Friday that retired third baseman Alex Rodriguez recently donated $25 million of his earnings to be displayed inside a glass case in their museum.

Milestones In X Games History

With the X Games kicking off in Minneapolis this Thursday, The Onion looks back at memorable moments in the event’s 22-year history:

ESPN Holds Daytime ESPYs

HARTFORD, CT—Recognizing the best in sports programming that occurs on weekdays from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., ESPN held the Daytime ESPY Awards at the Hartford XL Center Wednesday afternoon.

Man Hoping Game Gets Out Of Hand So He Can Do Something Else

DENVER—Settling into his apartment’s cramped living room to watch the midday game, local man Garrett Neubauer told reporters Wednesday that he hoped the televised baseball game between the Colorado Rockies and the San Francisco Giants would get out of hand soon so he could do something else.

OB-GYN Assures Serena Williams Fetus Developing Serve On Schedule

WEST PALM BEACH, FL—Observing that the unborn child was producing the smooth, fluid strokes expected in the third trimester, ob-gyn Dr. Theresa Umbers reportedly assured world No. 4–ranked tennis player Serena Williams at an appointment Tuesday that her fetus was developing its serve right on schedule.
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Tonight In The Dome: OSN Celebrates The OSNY Awards, The Most Glamorous And Award-Filled Night In All Of Sports

Iron your tux and take your elegant gowns out of storage! SportsDome's breaking out the arena-sized formalwear to celebrate the 2011 OSNY Awards -- the awards show that makes for the most important, most star-stuffed night in sports! It's the only night of the year athletes are recognized for their accomplishments with gold statues. All the biggest celebs and athletes in the sports world will be on hand to celebrate another year of excellence in athletics and broadcasting!

The Dome will be broadcasting from the OSNYs Red Carpet with pre-show co-hosts Mark Shepard and Reggie Greengrass, while Alex Reiser and Melissa Wells are bringing you the latest from the SportsDome studio.

Tune into SportsDome Tuesday night at 8/7c on Comedy Central.

It's a joyous night of red carpet celebration, but the Dome's still packing some sports news and analysis:

- After decades of nothing but unrelenting misery, Cleveland finally bans all professional sports from the city.

- Police arrest a man accused of impersonating Colts quarterback Peyton Manning in dozens of commercials undetected.

- An OSNY-sized wheelbarrow full of all the glitz and glamour you can handle, including a special red carpet edition of Who Would You Kill!

You can get a tan exposing your skin to all this OSNYs glow. Don't miss the Dome's red carpet party!

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