Tony Dungy On Meeting With Rex Ryan: 'That Fucking Cocksucker Is A Good Shit'

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Tony Dungy On Meeting With Rex Ryan: 'That Fucking Cocksucker Is A Good Shit'

NEW YORK—After briefly speaking with Jets coach Rex Ryan about his excessive use of expletives during the HBO show Hard Knocks, NBC football analyst Tony Dungy admitted Monday that "the fat cocksucker is real fucking good shit." "We were yapping our dicks off on the fucking telephone… I had a goddamned great conversation with that lovable fucking asshole," said Dungy, adding that he and the "huge ass-muncher" hit it off right away. "That cock-gobbling bastard understood that none of this shit is fucking personal. We had an asshole-to-asshole talk and now me and the big twat are tight as fuck." Dungy said he had apologized to "Lard Dick" for being "such a little bitch" about the goddamn swearing and accepted Ryan's offer to tour the Jets' asshole.

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