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What You Need To Know About Last Night’s Oscars Debacle

Many viewers were left wondering about the sequence of events that led to the initial erroneous declaration of ‘La La Land’ as the Best Picture winner at the Academy Awards Sunday instead of the real winner, ‘Moonlight’. The Onion breaks down what you need to know about this fiasco.

Brad Pitt Sidelined 6 To 8 Weeks With Red Carpet Toe

LOS ANGELES—Saying doctors strongly recommended that he stay off the injured foot, representatives for Brad Pitt confirmed to reporters Sunday that the actor was sidelined six to eight weeks with a case of red carpet toe.

The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:
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Top 5 Best-Selling Books — Week Of January 23, 2013

This week's 5 best-selling books as compiled by The Onion Book Review:

  1. Shadow’s Watch Louis Murphy (Penguin, $29.95) The sequel to Winter’s Fall. Or is it the sequel to Lion’s Game, or maybe Night’s Apprentice? There’s a wizard.
  2. The Catcher In The Rye J.D. Salinger (Back Bay Books, $11.79) This 2013 reissue of the classic novel includes three additional chapters blasting phonies.
  3. The President Of Vice: The Autobiography Of Joe Biden The Onion (Amazon, $2.99) In this tell-all autobiography presented by The Onion, Vice President “Diamond” Joe Biden divulges some of his sweetest guitar riffs, bustiest lays, wildest benders, and sexiest appropriations bills, while also offering up some tricks that will serve you well in the sack.
  4. The Woman With A Hint Of Sexuality Melody Choice (Vintage, $25.49) The erotic tale of a 34-year-old woman who discovers sex isn’t so bad every now and then.
  5. The Kite: Trouble In Bangkok Khaled Hosseini (Riverhead, $15.99) In the first spinoff novel for the wildly popular The Kite character from 2003’s The Kite Runner, a business trip to Thailand takes an exciting turn when The Kite overhears thieves planning a big motorcycle heist.

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