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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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U-Say Response To Becker Decision

Was the Supreme Court's ruling against Tom Becker fair? Here's what U, the viewers, have to say:

"That Becker guy is the worst. I'd rather have my ears bleed uncontrollably than listen to him drone on about the benefits of taekwondo again."
--Tonya R., Orlando, FL

"This ruling needs to extend to more people, including that Debra who lives next door."
--William A., St. Paul, MN

"This could set a dangerous precedent. This might allow the Supreme Court to also take away the freedom of speech from breathy talkers and perpetual interrupters."
--Janice, Long Beach, CA

"This is totally unconstitutional. Everyone has a right to say what they want to say. For instance, have I told you about how I had took my high school football team to the championships playing on a broken leg?"
--Ellen S., Greenwood, WI

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