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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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U-Say: Washington Meets With Real America

After years of rising tensions, representatives of Washington and Real America have finally entered diplomatic talks. Here’s what some of our viewers had to say about the summit:

"These talks are only between low-level diplomats. If these groups were serious about making progress, both sides should send their highest-ranked leaders, Barack Obama and Jeff Dunham."
--Ben S., Sunnyvale, CA

"The hate needs to stop. Real America's talk radio DJs are all but foaming at the mouth with their disgust for those from Washington."
--Jenny W., Newton, CT

"I'm a Real American who has traveled to Washington. Their customs are strange, their language is hard to understand, but they are still human."
--Corey T., Iowa City, IA

"In my opinion, Washington should be abolished and the Beltway should be turned into a NASCAR track for Real America." --Sandy J., Richmond, VA

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