Vegetarian Can't Bring Self To Eat IHOP's Funny Face Pancakes

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Vegetarian Can't Bring Self To Eat IHOP's Funny Face Pancakes

BREMERTON, WA—During breakfast at the International House of Pancakes Monday, vegetarian Erica Legrand said she could not eat her Funny Face pancakes. "Not with those big maraschino eyes staring up at me," Legrand said. Upon further questioning, Legrand explained that she did not want break her "never eat anything with a face" rule.
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