Vin Scully: Broadcaster, Los Angeles Dodgers

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MLB Quietly Euthanizes 120 Unnecessary Players

NEW YORK—In what it called a basic housecleaning move, Major League Baseball euthanized 120 players Wednesday, including Tyler Colvin, Nolan Reimold, and 118 others deemed inconsequential or redundant.

Sources Say Atlanta Thrashers 27-28-11

ATLANTA—Sources from within the Atlanta Thrashers organization indicated Thursday that the team currently ranks 11th in the Eastern Conference standings with a record of 27-28-11.

Dead Teenager Remembered For Great Hand Jobs

GOLDSBORO, NC—Friends, classmates, and loved ones gathered last night at a memorial service in the Westside High School gymnasium to celebrate the life of 17-year-old Brooke Belzer, who, before she died tragically in a car accident last week, was beloved for her bright personality and for giving easily the best hand jobs in the school.
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Vin Scully: Broadcaster, Los Angeles Dodgers

The legendary voice of the Dodgers has been broadcasting games since 1950, and he's seemed old since at least 1982. The beloved Scully looks oddly waxen, like a doll under hot stage lights, but his face has been noted to turn incredibly red when he speaks or otherwise exerts himself, leading many to fear for his life constantly.

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