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What qualifies Clayton Cressbeckler to be president?

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What qualifies Clayton Cressbeckler to be president?

Joad Cressbeckler's brother Clayton has announced his intention to run as a third-party presidential candidate in 2012. Which skill best qualifies him for office?

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