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What should Melanie Wilkerson do to thank the fireman who saved her life?

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What should Melanie Wilkerson do to thank the fireman who saved her life?

Which of the following do you think Melanie Wilkerson should do as a show of appreciation to the family of the fireman who died saving her life?

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