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What's-His-Face Fires Publicist

LOS ANGELES—What's-his-face, possibly best known for his recurring role in a series of pretty big action movies from the past few years, fired longtime publicist Kathy Burns Tuesday, citing her failure to "get [Richard or Scott something's] name out there." "I just felt I wasn't getting the recognition I deserve," said the guy whom you've probably seen a number of times now in a bunch of stuff. "After all, I think I've done some pretty memorable work." What's-his-face will costar in a comedy or drama or something next year with the lovely and talented Kate Albrecht, a Loyola Marymount graduate and former competitive equestrian rider whose film credits include The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement.

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