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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Which of these new Republican darlings has the best chance of becoming the face of the GOP?

All eyes are on furniture repairman Mike Brant, the newest star of the Republican party, but there are other frontrunners as well: Trisha Nichols, a 4th grader who wrote an essay about why the Bald Eagle is her favorite animal, and Chester, a puppy who recently defecated on the New York Times. Who do you think will pull ahead?

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