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White College Player Does Hair Before Game

DETROIT—Before playing in all of his games, North Carolina forward Tyler Hansbrough makes sure to look his most rakish by grooming and tidying his hairdo with a number of styling products. "Just a little more here," said Hansbrough, while applying coconut-scented Bed Head manipulating gel to meticulously form and shape his sporty coiffure. "Perfect." Moments after carefully putting on his jersey in a manner calculated not to disturb his hair, Hansbrough took one last look in the mirror before heading out to the court, where he missed pregame warm-ups for the 56th consecutive time.

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