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‘The Princess Bride’ By The Numbers

‘The Princess Bride’ was released 30 years ago today, and it has since become a classic beloved by people of all ages. ‘The Onion’ looks back at ‘The Princess Bride’ 30 years later.
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Who should write the next Constitution?

Now that the Constitution has expired, the nation is in need of a new one. Who should be tasked with writing it?

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