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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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Will you try to use some of your high school French to speak to President Obama's European friends?

Many Americans are saying they will rely on their high school language classes to make a good showing when the French president and First Lady come to visit. Will you try using French?

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