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Refs Let 49ers Put As Many Men On Field As They Want

SEATTLE—Sighing into the microphone as he stood at the 50-yard line of Centurylink Field, NFL referee Gene Steratore ruled during Sunday’s game that the San Francisco 49ers could put as many men on the field as they want.

Stunned Adam Schefter Receives Ominous Tip From Future Self

BRISTOL, CT—Slowly returning to his desk shaken and confused, sources reported Wednesday that ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter was stunned to receive an ominous tip from his future self while walking through one of his office building’s hallways.

‘FanSided’ Ranks All 128 NFL Teams

NEW YORK—As part of its comprehensive professional football coverage in anticipation of the upcoming season, sports news site ‘FanSided’ published an article Tuesday ranking all 128 NFL teams.
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Wish Zone Returns With The Story Of A Boy Who Doesn't Let Wheelchair Stop Him From Beating Boy Who Accidentally Paralyzed Him

Grab your tissues and get ready to weep, because tonight at 8/7c SportsDome returns with another chapter in the most inspiring sports-wish granting volume on television: The Wish Zone.

Tonight in the Wish Zone, Jay Woodworth visits a high school football standout named Dylan Fitzpatrick, whose career was tragically cut short in an instant on the field with a clean hit that left Dylan unable to walk. But Jay and the Wish Zone crew help Dylan fulfill his wish of paralyzing the boy who paralyzed him.

Before meeting Dylan and watching his Wish of revenge come true, hear about some of our favorite Wish Zone moments and relive the story of Allison Pencey, the sick little Phillies fan who saw her Wish of heckling Mets third baseman David Wright:

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