Last week, The Onion misspelled the name of presidential adviser David Plouffe. On the plus side, it was our paper's 10,000th error!
The Onion apologizes for its failure to meet the oh-so-high editorial standards of a genius such as yourself.
The headline of Tuesday's article about homegrown terrorism was not as alarmist as it could have been.
After defending Cindy for years, The Onion finally realized she’s no good. You were right.