13-Year-Old Wins National Spelling Bee On Word ‘Knaidel’
After coming in third place the past two years, 13-year-old Arvind Mahankali won the Scripps National Spelling Bee last night on the word “knaidel,” a German-derived Yiddish word that means matzo ball. What do you think?
“I bet that kid is really annoying to text with.”
Hector Zacapa –
Fitting Room Supervisor“Fuck. I put all my money on Vanya Shivashankar.”
Stan MacKinnon –
Casing Packer“I’m not impressed. Once you find out it’s a German-derived Yiddish word, it’s clear as day how to spell it.”
Judy Dabe –
Systems Analyst



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