American Voices

16-Year-Old Attempts Sailing Record

January 27, 2010 | ISSUE 46•04

Abby Sunderland, 16, is attempting to set a world record by becoming the youngest person to sail alone around the world. What do you think?

  • Yeah, I just read about that in Horrible Parents magazine."

    Emily Sawyer
    Code Inspector

  • Well, I guess I'll tell my 17-year-old daughter who's sailing around the world that she's failed, yet again."

    Aaron Brock
    Systems Analyst

  • That's impressive, but remember, Sir Francis Drake circumnavigated the globe more than 400 years ago in a small wooden ship filled with illiterate, foul-smelling Britons while wearing a stupid ruff around his neck."

    Dean Enright
    Unemployed

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