American Voices

20% Of Teens Have High Cholesterol

March 8, 2010 | ISSUE 46•10

A study of American teens shows that one in five has unhealthy cholesterol levels. What do you think?

  • Only one in five? Teens look greasier than that to me."

    Daniel Moramarco
    Lumber Puller

  • These teens are always getting into some kind of trouble. Now it's cholesterol; next it'll be arthritis."

    Lucy Baines
    Systems Analyst

  • I've said it before and I'll say it again: Teens need to stop visiting their grandmas."

    Dan Kurson
    Laryngologist

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