20% Of Teens Have High Cholesterol

A study of American teens shows that one in five has unhealthy cholesterol levels. What do you think?

  • “Only one in five? Teens look greasier than that to me."”

    Daniel Moramarco –
    Lumber Puller

  • “These teens are always getting into some kind of trouble. Now it's cholesterol; next it'll be arthritis."”

    Lucy Baines –
    Systems Analyst

  • “I've said it before and I'll say it again: Teens need to stop visiting their grandmas."”

    Dan Kurson –
    Laryngologist

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