2007 Horoscopes

Horoscope ISSUE 42•51 Dec 18, 2006
  • Aries You will be reunited with a long-lost love as soon as the last of the snow melts away in March.
  • Taurus After years of wandering purposefully through life, a chance encounter this April will at last restore your faith in mere coincidences.
  • Gemini As upset as you'll be over breaking your New Year's resolution, it will ultimately pale in comparison to how friends and family members of your victims will feel.
  • Cancer 2007 might finally be the year when you take your life into your own hands and begin doing something proactive about your future. Keep checking back here to see if that's indeed the case.
  • Leo July will see the arrival of an entirely new member of the family thanks to the ruthless progression of your great aunt's Alzheimer's disease.
  • Virgo The next six months will be a time of great inner growth for you—but then any certified oncologist could have told you that.
  • Libra Learn to focus on the positives this year, instead of just dwelling on January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, November, and December.
  • Scorpio This year will mark the 30th anniversary of Star Wars, so there's really little point in speculating what it will hold for you.
  • Sagittarius Travel will be at the top of your list in 2007, as you desperately bounce from one heart specialist to the next in hopes of some sort of treatment.
  • Capricorn Marriage will feature prominently in your life during the first half of 2007, while hope and an opportune flight of stairs will feature prominently in your life during the second half.
  • Aquarius All your questions about the coming year will be answered moments after the purchase of a 2007 desk calendar.
  • Pisces The New Year will start out with a bang for you. Unfortunately, it will also end with a bang for you.