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33 Injured In Airbus Evacuation Drill

March 30, 2006 | ISSUE 42•13

33 participants were injured Sunday in an evacuation drill of the new Airbus super-jumbo jet. What do you think?

  • I'm sure panicking, untrained passengers will fare much better.

    Rob Brockman
    Taxi Driver

  • I blame the ‘Last one out is a rotten egg!’ instructions.

    Cynthia Feldman
    Greeting-Card Designer

  • I hope the victims got a bonus go on the slide.

    Ken Alioto
    Systems Analyst

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