Newly available townhouse features three bedrooms, two and a half baths, one kitchen, 68 electrical outlets, 16 windows, four ceiling fans, 12 doors, and a large, spacious mausoleum shared with the adjoining unit.
Has radioactive decay tripped the mechanism that sends the hammer swinging, smashing the vial of poison and killing the cat that resides inside, or does the cat still live? Buy this house and find out!
Beautiful house in an upscale neighborhood with four bedrooms, modern kitchen, walk-in closets, and absolutely no bathrooms where vile, disgusting acts could be performed.
Walk in heavenly, pristine halls of alabaster with the Lord at your side. Slumber in gossamer bedding to the soothing strains of golden-voiced cherubim.