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Heat Wave Forces Johnny Cash To Don Black Shorts
08.16.00 | ISSUE 36•28
Alec Baldwin Secretes Own Hair Gel
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Christian Prop Comic Wowing Churches From Coast To Coast
Clinton Found Alive
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