American Voices

7,000 Iraqis U.S. Bound

February 19, 2007 | ISSUE 43•08

The United States has agreed to admit 7,000 Iraqi refugees into the country. What do you think?

  • It should be a whole lot easier for our troops to kill them here.

    Werner Seidel
    Systems Analyst

  • Yeah, I mean, I guess we should save a couple Iraqis in order to repopulate the country once everybody there dies out or moves to Iran.

    Liz Armstrong
    Locksmith

  • I hope they have a way of checking that that they're actual Iraqis and not U.S. soldiers trying to sneak back here.

    Bob Thomas
    Antiques Dealer

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