A Raise For Congress

Prior to leaving for a two-week break, Congress approved another pay raise for itself. What do you think?

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  “Good. That extra $3,000 a year will help keep them away from the less-important bribes.”

  Michelle Halley –
  Crossing Guard

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  “Ordinarily I'd get upset by this, but due to the new amendments added to the Patriot Act last week, I no longer have the constitutional right to do so.”

  Jeremy Watson –
  Fire Inspector

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  “Now Dennis Hastert can put a down payment on that little home he's had his eye on for so long…mine.”

  Rex Byers –
  Systems Analyst