American Voices

A Woman In The White House?

January 13, 1999 | ISSUE 35•01

Elizabeth Dole's recent decision to leave the Red Cross is regarded by many as a sign that she will run for president in 2000. What do you think about the prospect of a first-ever female president?

  • Haven't we learned our lesson about letting a woman into the Oval Office? What if she started giving people blow jobs? It'd be disaster all over again.

    Barry Sims
    Stockbroker

  • Bob Dole would make a glamorous First Lady.

    Emily Weston
    Insurance Agent

  • I warned this would happen if we gave women the vote. Now they're all drunk with power.

    Oscar Grosz
    Systems Analyst

  • Anyone with half a brain knows that women are just as capable of leading as men. Just look what a good job Captain Janeway has done.

    Kathleen Riegert
    Student

  • A woman can't be president, because she might get PMS and make bad decisions. Only male presidents can properly control their hormones.

    Sunil Shahpura
    Cashier

  • I think there should be a woman in the White House, but not Elizabeth Dole. She's just not hot enough.

    Kevin Dobson
    Delivery Driver

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