Given history's mostly favorable judgment of Abraham Lincoln, The Onion would like to rescind its 1864 endorsement of George B. McClellan for president of the United States.
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Mule Rank
The mule should have been No. 5 instead of No. 12 on our annual animal rankings. The Onion regrets the error.
Blank Paper
Monday’s paper was blank. The Onion apologizes.
Julie
In yesterday’s issue we accidentally wrote “Julie Gallant” in place of every name in every article.



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