American Voices

Acorns Missing In Northeast

December 8, 2008 | ISSUE 44•50

In states from Virginia to Maine, oak trees have failed to produce the usual abundance of acorns. What do you think?

  • Finally, the noble chestnut will get its due respect.

    Charlie Powell
    Systems Analyst

  • It's a sad day when I have nothing to write in my acorn diary.

    Wendy Thompson
    Day Care Owner

  • It looks as though the revolt of the Maples as foretold by the bard Geddy Lee has finally come to pass.

    Kevin Smerker
    Plumber

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