Action Heroes
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Heroic Secret Service Agent Takes Question Intended For Bush
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Ex-Cop Drawn Into Web Of Intrigue And Deceit By Frequently Naked Woman
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Kickboxer, Starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, To Continue In A Moment
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Terrorist Bomb Not Defused In Thrilling, Suspense-Packed Final Minutes
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Hong Kong Leaders Make Desperate Plea To Jackie Chan
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Six-Year-Old's Birthday Party Hampered By 85,000 Gallons of Combustible Fuel Oil
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Military Promises 'Huge Numbers' For Gulf War II: The Vengeance
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Upcoming Los Angeles Earthquake 'Will Be Huge,' Insiders Say
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