American Voices

Adults Eschew Simple Immunizations

March 7, 2008 | ISSUE 44•10

A Centers for Disease Control survey revealed that statistically few adults get immunization shots for common ailments, such as tetanus and influenza. What do you think?

  • If I'm getting immunized, I'm going for the good stuff, like the monkeypox and Japanese encephalitis, not your everyday garbage diseases.

    Tabitha Flynn
    Machinist

  • Without the smiley-face Band-Aid and Dum Dum lollipop, I hardly see the point.

    Sam Fox
    Bus Driver

  • I don't mind having the flu every now and then, so I can give it to people I hate at work.

    Arnold Lithman
    Gem Cutter

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