American Voices

Affirmative Action Under Fire

January 29, 2003 | ISSUE 39•03

President Bush recently urged the Supreme Court to strike down the University of Michigan's affirmative-action program as unconstitutional. What do you think?

  • Affirmative action unfairly keeps more qualified applicants out of college. Kind of like having a rich, politically connected daddy.

    Tom Edwards
    Systems Analyst

  • Christ. NBC's A Different World wasn't enough, now they want to go to 'real' college, too?

    Frank Krantz
    Architect

  • I once met someone who says she lost a job because of affirmative action, and I've never met anyone who's benefitted, so I'm opposed.

    Marci Hoffler
    Homemaker

  • Why do those people act like we owe them something? Oh, right.

    Marla Simmons
    Student

  • I applaud Bush's hardline stand on this issue, as once a nigra get his head full-a learnin', he start up a-thinkin', an' then there ain't no keepin' him down no-how.

    Rich Skoldek
    Plumber

  • This is an extremely complex, emotionally charged issue, but one thing is clear: Condoleezza Rice's name is funny.

    Dennis Dugan
    Cab Driver

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