American Voices

Afghan Opium Yields Highest Ever

September 3, 2007 | ISSUE 43•36

Cultivation of opium poppies in Afghanistan reached a record level for the second year in a row, rising by 60 percent. What do you think?

  • I think I'll wait another year to join NA, just to see how this thing pans out.

    Kevin Elliott
    Corporate Librarian

  • I just don't understand how Afghanistan can be such a depressing place with all that opium around.

    Regina Davis
    Photographer's Assistant

  • Finally, the Darwinian population control variable we've been waiting for.

    Raphael Jurwicz
    Systems Analyst

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