American Voices

Alcohol Awareness Class

November 17, 2005 | ISSUE 41•46

Colleges across the country are requiring incoming freshmen to take an online alcohol-awareness course. What do you think?

  • Sure, I’m sober now, but I will never, ever be able to take back that disparaging Sigur Rós comment I put on my blog. Oh, time’s remorseless arrow!

    Clive Teplitski
    Construction Manager

  • I thought that was what the occasional death of a fraternity pledge is for.

    Robert Low
    Butcher

  • You know, there’s very little of this bullshit at my son’s trade school.

    Kathy Pickett
    Jeweler

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