Alcohol Awareness Class

American Voicescollegebars ISSUE 42•01 Jan 10, 2006

Colleges across the country are requiring incoming freshmen to take an online alcohol-awareness course. What do you think?

  • “Sure, I’m sober now, but I will never, ever be able to take back that disparaging Sigur Rós comment I put on my blog. Oh, time’s remorseless arrow!”

    Clive Teplitski –
    Construction Manager

  • “I thought that was what the occasional death of a fraternity pledge is for.”

    Robert Low –

  • “You know, there’s very little of this bullshit at my son’s trade school.”

    Kathy Pickett –

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