Last week The Onion incorrectly reported that the final issue of the classic Iron Man alcoholism storyline was issue 127. It was actually issue 128, the one with the cover that shows a disheveled Tony Stark staring into a mirror while the Iron Man helmet sits on the bureau below him, next to a bottle of whiskey. The Onion regrets the error.
More Corrections
Mule Rank
The mule should have been No. 5 instead of No. 12 on our annual animal rankings. The Onion regrets the error.
Blank Paper
Monday’s paper was blank. The Onion apologizes.
Julie
In yesterday’s issue we accidentally wrote “Julie Gallant” in place of every name in every article.



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