Last week The Onion incorrectly reported that the final issue of the classic Iron Man alcoholism storyline was issue 127. It was actually issue 128, the one with the cover that shows a disheveled Tony Stark staring into a mirror while the Iron Man helmet sits on the bureau below him, next to a bottle of whiskey. The Onion regrets the error.
The Onion apologizes for leaving the drawbridge down overnight.
Last Wednesday, The Onion used the word “jaunt” well over 10 times in the article “Suspect Jaunts Off With Stolen Cash.” The Onion regrets leaning ...
Last Tuesday’s edition of The Onion was actually the October 1990 issue of Sports Illustrated For Kids.