0Last week The Onion incorrectly reported that the final issue of the classic Iron Man alcoholism storyline was issue 127. It was actually issue 128, the one with the cover that shows a disheveled Tony Stark staring into a mirror while the Iron Man helmet sits on the bureau below him, next to a bottle of whiskey. The Onion regrets the error.
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Last Tuesday, The Onion accidentally printed a photo of a nun feeding an apple to a horse everywhere a photo belonged.
The Birthday Girl
An article yesterday repeatedly referred to Hillary Clinton as “the birthday girl.” This was unprofessional and entirely inaccurate.
We're So Sorry
The Onion apologizes for its failure to meet the oh-so-high editorial standards of a genius such as yourself.
