0Last week The Onion incorrectly reported that the final issue of the classic Iron Man alcoholism storyline was issue 127. It was actually issue 128, the one with the cover that shows a disheveled Tony Stark staring into a mirror while the Iron Man helmet sits on the bureau below him, next to a bottle of whiskey. The Onion regrets the error.
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Cucumber Mixup
In Monday’s issue, we misspelled “cucumber” as “konkowbar.” We regret the error.
Today's Date
Yesterday’s front page listed the date as June 19, 2013, which can’t be right. No, of course not, unless…unless the time machine ...
Our Pleasure
A recent correction claimed that The Onion regretted an error when, in fact, it took secret pleasure in the error.
