Al-Qaeda Planning Attack

Last week, top U.S. officials warned that al-Qaeda plans to attack our country in the next few months. What do you think?

  • “Those terrorists don't scare me. At least not without the help of my government.”

    Janet Barker –
    Pedicurist

  • “Is this question about today's terror announcement, or the three last month, or the one they'll announce tomorrow?”

    Jacob Shafer –
    Accountant

  • “Well, Grandpa's been complaining about his shoulder lately, and that can only mean one thing.”

    Marlene Porter –
    Real Estate Agent

  • “Awesome! This will save me the trouble of killing myself!”

    Charles Sornsin –
    Cook

  • “So we should...?”

    Juan Axelson –
    Barber

  • “I'm sorry, but if they attack us again, we're going to have to go after them this time.”

    Timothy Seymour –
    Systems Analyst

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