Last week, top U.S. officials warned that al-Qaeda plans to attack our country in the next few months. What do you think?

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  Those terrorists don't scare me. At least not without the help of my government.

  Janet Barker
  Pedicurist

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  Is this question about today's terror announcement, or the three last month, or the one they'll announce tomorrow?

  Jacob Shafer
  Accountant

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  Well, Grandpa's been complaining about his shoulder lately, and that can only mean one thing.

  Marlene Porter
  Real Estate Agent

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  Awesome! This will save me the trouble of killing myself!

  Charles Sornsin
  Cook

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  So we should...?

  Juan Axelson
  Barber

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  I'm sorry, but if they attack us again, we're going to have to go after them this time.

  Timothy Seymour
  Systems Analyst