American Voices

Al-Qaeda Recruiting Western-Looking Operatives

April 1, 2008 | ISSUE 44•14

Central Intelligence Director Michael Hayden said on Meet The Press that al-Qaeda was training operatives who "look Western" in order to pass undetected. What do you think?

  • Oh my god, my neighbor looks Western!

    Nick Causey
    Doorman

  • You mean someone who looks as white as Timothy McVeigh might be a terrorist?

    Becky Teasley
    Importer

  • Given the 10-year lag in pop-culture transference, the CIA should keep an eye out for terrorists who look like the cast of Mad About You.

    Keith DelBueno
    Database Administrator

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