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    Slideshow • ISSUE 48•24 • Jun 11, 2012
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    • Orgy A Logistical Nightmare

      CANTON, OH—Despite his excitement about the upcoming sexual free-for-all, first-time orgy organizer Jerry Belsner, 33, admitted Monday that planning the event has been a logistical nightmare.
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    • In The Know: Should Americans Return To A Simpler, Stone Age Lifestyle?

      Panelists reminisce about how much better things used to be 10,000 years ago.
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    • Letter D Pulls Sponsorship From Sesame Street

      NEW YORK—The consonant does not condone the sort of morally questionable lifestyles advocated by Sesame Street's new gay character.
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    • D.C. Site Of First Homeless Depot

      WASHINGTON, DC—In a grand opening Monday, Washington became home to the first Homeless Depot, one link in a nationwide chain of warehouse-style stores that will supply the nation's estimated 350,000 homeless people with all of their street-lifestyle essentials.
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    • New Billionaire Tries To Develop Eccentricities

      LA JOLLA, CA—"Do you think I enjoy sleeping nude in a hyperbaric chamber?" said billionaire Mark Stern, outlining the sacrifices he made to achieve eccentric status.
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    • Amish Give Up

      "This is bullshit," Elders Say

      LANCASTER, PA—After centuries of enduring harsh, spare living conditions and voluntarily shunning modern amenities such as microwave ovens and red clothing, Amish leaders announced Monday that Amish across the U.S.
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    • Middle-Class Suburbanites Fail to See Irony in Their Lives

      Princeton University’s renowned Institute for Advanced Studies revealed yesterday that the middle class, known to French social theorists as the “petit-bourgeoisie,” failed in over 98 percent of measured cases to notice the inherent irony in their lives.
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    • Nation's Poorest 1% Now Controls Two-Thirds Of U.S. Soda Can Wealth

      WASHINGTON—The can monopoly enjoyed by the nation's poorest one percent highlights the growing and possibly unbridgeable gap between the rich and mega-poor.
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    • Stoner Uncle All The Kids' Favorite

      AUSTIN, TX--Stoner Mike
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