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Stockwatch • money • finance • News • ISSUE 48•25 • Jun 19, 2012

$32.23 (+$0.47) (+1.5%) Shares of Philip Morris’ parent company rose following news that persuasive bad influence Tyler Woodrich transferred to a new middle school where the kids have enough disposable income to start buying cigarettes.

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