Altria Group Inc. (MO)

StockwatchmoneyfinanceNews ISSUE 48•25 Jun 19, 2012

$32.23 (+$0.47) (+1.5%) Shares of Philip Morris’ parent company rose following news that persuasive bad influence Tyler Woodrich transferred to a new middle school where the kids have enough disposable income to start buying cigarettes.

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$69.45 (-$3.04) (-4.19%) Shares plummeted because summer’s here and no more kids need vinegar to make science project volcanoes.

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$15.13 (-$0.66) (-4.18%) A company announcement this afternoon that the 2014 Ford Explorer would feature only one cubic foot of trunk space ...