Ambien Increasingly Blamed for Auto Accidents

American Voices ISSUE 42•11 Mar 15, 2006

According to police reports nationwide, the popular prescription sleep aid Ambien is being cited in increasing numbers of traffic tickets and accident reports. What do you think?

  • “All right, no more Ambien while driving. Can I still watch porn on my car's DVD player?”

    Trina Fallow –
    Homemaker

  • “I have this recurring dream where I get pulled over and perform very badly on the field sobriety tests. And when I wake up, my license is gone.”

    Andy Gately –
    Botanist

  • “First it's no throwing lit firecrackers at other motorists. Now it's no driving while asleep. The safety Nazis are taking all the fun out of getting behind the wheel.”

    Brett Vaughn –
    Systems Analyst

Popular Onion Video

Watch more videos