American Cigarettes More Carcinogenic

A study by the Centers for Disease Control found that compared to foreign brands, cigarettes made in the United States have three times the amount of cancer-causing nitrosamines. What do you think?

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  “Nitrosamines? Yuck. That's why I only smoke Chinese cigarettes, which have only been verifiably shown to contain female fertility hormones and trace amounts of ether." ”

  Carl Port –
  Systems Analyst

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  “If we can't make them without cancer here, then it's time to start making U.S. cigarettes overseas."”

  Suzi Licher –
  Veneer Grader

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  “Whatever. I have health insurance now."”

  Keith Loveless –
  Sanitation Worker