American Voices

American Idol Ratings Down

January 18, 2008 | ISSUE 44•03

The season debut of American Idol was the lowest it's been in four years. What do you think.

  • What that show needs is to just put me on 'cause I'm'a star and 'Merica going to see me and be like 'Wha! Yee-yah!'

    Layna Polou
    Systems Analyst

  • It's more interesting and time-saving to read about which American Idol is getting dropped from their label.

    Darren Spurr
    Window Washer

  • People finally realized that they could find out who the winner is by tuning into the last few minutes of the final episode.

    Sol Greenway
    Fitness Instructor

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